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Gulls Will Be Gulls Tee

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They took your fries. They'll take your season. Unisex crew-neck tee, soft ring-spun cotton, printed in Henderson, Nevada. Sizes XS to 2XL. Free standard shipping. Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.

The story

Port Gravy fans have one rule: watch your fries. The Fry Heist went national, the Curds lost by three, and the gull got a statue. Wear it to the next one. Hold your food with both hands.

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Sizes, prices and stock

OptionPriceAvailability
Black / XS$29.95In stock.
Black / S$29.95In stock.
Black / M$29.95In stock.
Black / L$29.95In stock.
Black / XL$29.95In stock.
Black / 2XL$31.95In stock.
Heather Grey / XS$29.95In stock.
Heather Grey / S$29.95In stock.
Heather Grey / M$29.95In stock.
Heather Grey / L$29.95In stock.
Heather Grey / XL$29.95In stock.
Heather Grey / 2XL$31.95In stock.
Cream / XS$29.95In stock.
Cream / S$29.95In stock.
Cream / M$29.95In stock.
Cream / L$29.95In stock.
Cream / XL$29.95In stock.
Cream / 2XL$31.95In stock.

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