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Gulls Will Be Gulls Dad Hat

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They took your fries. They'll take your season. Unstructured six-panel cotton dad hat with an embroidered front and an adjustable strap. Two sizes. Free standard shipping. Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.

The story

Port Gravy fans have one rule: watch your fries. The Fry Heist went national, the Curds lost by three, and the gull got a statue. Wear it to the next one. Hold your food with both hands.

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Sizes, prices and stock

OptionPriceAvailability
Black / S/M$31.95In stock.
Black / L/XL$31.95In stock.
Navy / S/M$31.95In stock.
Navy / L/XL$31.95In stock.
Khaki / S/M$31.95In stock.
Khaki / L/XL$31.95In stock.

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