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Wit or Without a Defense Tee

From $29.95

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Who is it for?
"Dave", "Sarah M" or "my idiot cousin Kevin". You add the address at checkout.
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Order it wit. They forgot the defense. Unisex crew-neck tee, soft ring-spun cotton, printed in Henderson, Nevada. Sizes XS to 2XL. Free standard shipping. Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.

The story

The Cheesesteaks' secondary has more holes than the bread. Their fans order it wit. Their linebackers order it without. Larry orders a shirt and a seat far, far away from the end zone.

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Sizes, prices and stock

OptionPriceAvailability
Black / XS$29.95In stock.
Black / S$29.95In stock.
Black / M$29.95In stock.
Black / L$29.95In stock.
Black / XL$29.95In stock.
Black / 2XL$31.95In stock.
Heather Grey / XS$29.95In stock.
Heather Grey / S$29.95In stock.
Heather Grey / M$29.95In stock.
Heather Grey / L$29.95In stock.
Heather Grey / XL$29.95In stock.
Heather Grey / 2XL$31.95In stock.
Cream / XS$29.95In stock.
Cream / S$29.95In stock.
Cream / M$29.95In stock.
Cream / L$29.95In stock.
Cream / XL$29.95In stock.
Cream / 2XL$31.95In stock.

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