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The Phantom Whistle Dad Hat

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Who is it for?
"Dave", "Sarah M" or "my idiot cousin Kevin". You add the address at checkout.
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Nobody blew it. Everybody heard it. Unstructured six-panel cotton dad hat with an embroidered front and an adjustable strap. Two sizes. Free standard shipping. Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.

The story

Week three. Bodega Cats on the goal line. Then a whistle. Nobody owns it. Nobody admits it. The Beanpots say it was the wind. Larry says it was a ghost with a pension. Wear it to every rematch and whistle at the TV. Loudly.

Everything in The Phantom Whistle

Sizes, prices and stock

OptionPriceAvailability
Black / S/M$31.95In stock.
Black / L/XL$31.95In stock.
Navy / S/M$31.95In stock.
Navy / L/XL$31.95In stock.
Khaki / S/M$31.95In stock.
Khaki / L/XL$31.95In stock.

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