Loud. Smoky. Mostly penalties.
Die-cut vinyl sticker, weatherproof and dishwasher-shy. 3 in or 4 in. Free standard shipping.
Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.
The story
The Motor City-ish Mufflers lead the league in penalty minutes and decibels. Their fans honk. Their goalie honks. Syrup Kings fans have filed a formal complaint. It was denied.