One tusk. Zero manners.
Unisex crew-neck tee, soft ring-spun cotton, printed in Henderson, Nevada. Sizes XS to 2XL. Free standard shipping.
Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.
The story
Northwood fans will fight you in the parking lot about whether a narwhal is real. It is. So is their power play. Yetis fans, look away. Narwhals fans, look right at them.