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Asleep at the Register Dad Hat

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"Dave", "Sarah M" or "my idiot cousin Kevin". You add the address at checkout.
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Great cat. Terrible red-zone offense. Unstructured six-panel cotton dad hat with an embroidered front and an adjustable strap. Two sizes. Free standard shipping. Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.

The story

The Bodega Cats nap on the job. Inside the twenty, they curl up on the newspapers and wait for the field goal unit. Beanpots fans love this one. Bodega Cats fans buy it to stay humble. Or to get mad. Both work.

Everything in Asleep at the Register

Sizes, prices and stock

OptionPriceAvailability
Black / S/M$31.95In stock.
Black / L/XL$31.95In stock.
Navy / S/M$31.95In stock.
Navy / L/XL$31.95In stock.
Khaki / S/M$31.95In stock.
Khaki / L/XL$31.95In stock.

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